Poor mile lost thousands of miles: bovine lung _ nonsense more

By �� fa Tel lot �� United States University, one of the features of a foreigner, the movement of persons. Starting from school, to remember and I have had things apart from the United States and China are: Tanzania, Zambia, Nigeria, Cameroon, Sudan, Morocco, the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Poland, Puerto Rico, Russia, Argentina, Brazil, Korea, Japan, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, and India. Countries who speak English accent, which make a lot of jokes. Studying, the laboratory of a protein from bovine lungs extracted, it's a grind: back from the abattoir, and bovine lung to wash, cut, and purification, a total of more than 10 steps for protein only a little. Periodically, the laboratory will have to be sent to the slaughterhouse to get bovine lung. There is my turn to a postdoctoral fellow, to call back after he slaughterhouse: "this airway bovine lungs band, we want?" on the phone said: "come back, cut off the airway. The bovine lung "post-doctoral returned after cleaning, the laboratory was John saw:" it seems to be in the intestines. "Doctor turned her not to ignore her, John had to go back and do her pessimistic. After the victim saw: "this is not a bovine intestines, bovine lung. "Bob is the United States men, his postdoctoral usually go cap in hand, frequently asked questions, and this time was no exception:" what do you know not the bovine lung? "and" our home on pig farms, pig lung is not the case. "" Pig lung as with bovine lung? have you seen the bovine lung? "seems you really haven't seen bovine lung, had to go find tube lab wangwu. Wangwu see Postdoctoral cleaning is in the intestines, have mild asked: "why did you wash yourself?" do not want to postdoctoral very angry stared at her: "I wash is not in the intestines of lung!!! even if I don't know, slaughterhouses bovine lung is also not known yet!!!" wangwu no way, the Professor looked to. Or Professor experienced will excuse: "what gave us slaughterhouses bovine intestines instead of bovine lung?" after we explored half genius guessed why doctor does not know the bovine lung, slaughterhouses also does not know the bovine lung: the postdoctoral accent extremely heavy, when he calls to the slaughterhouse, he's "cowlung" (bovine lung) to become a "colon" (intestines). Is this dude is India, saw cow, had eaten bovine lung, see tubular fabrics and think that is the trachea, brainless as Prince moved to civet cats back. ?I-series, you see, I do not take legal responsibility. You posted, I have no complaint, many hold copyright nonsense. ?